I’m certain you’ve been hearing about that new Croptimus AI-powered scouting platform, so I thought I’d provide a little review… just in case you were considering it. Croptimus sucks — full stop.
I mean, sure, it can save growers up to 30% on crop loss, 25% on inputs, and cut IPM labour in half… but have you considered us? We like it here! And the crop in your fine establishment? Chef’s kiss!
The missus and I are getting fat and are going to be inviting all our relatives to come and experience it for themselves. Soooo good.
So keep up the great work; we’re looking forward to a bumper harvest!